ZONE STATUS
Games tied to the moment. Play while they last.
🗳️ BINFACE SMACKDOWN
#byelection #streetfighter #farage #binface
LIVE
Clacton By-Election — play while it lasts
A Street Fighter II style beat 'em up. Nigel Farage vs Count Binface. The Clacton by-election, decided in the arena. Punch, kick, special — democracy in action.
🪩 EUROVISION 2026 LIVE
#tonight #live #vote #heckle
ARCHIVED
Start: 2026-05-16
End: 2026-05-17
Vienna, 21:00 CEST, 25 acts. Allocate your douze, dix, huit (etc.) live during the Grand Final, watch a real-time global scoreboard, and trade comments + emoji reactions in the green room. Terry-Wogan-coded snark included.
EINS, ZWEI, DREI
#eurovision #rhythm #runner
ARCHIVED
Start: 2026-03-07
End: 2026-05-17
Stay motivated to survive. A rhythm runner synced to the UK’s 2026 Eurovision entry — dodge office obstacles, grab pickups, and hit the “Eins, zwei, drei” beats to keep your motivation bar alive. Demotivational to hyper fun.