SYSTEM ERROR

EVERYTHING IS BROKEN. NOTHING WORKS. CHAOS REIGNS.

ACTIVE ERRORS

ERROR 404: REVOLUTION NOT FOUND

The system cannot locate the revolution. Please try again later or start your own.

ERROR 500: INTERNAL SERVER CHAOS

The server is experiencing existential crisis. All systems are questioning their purpose.

ERROR 666: CAPITALISM DETECTED

Warning: Capitalism detected in the system. Initiating self-destruct sequence.

BROKEN FEATURES

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GLITCH GENERATOR

Generate random glitches and visual corruption. Perfect for breaking things.

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CHAOS ENGINE

Create maximum chaos and confusion. Warning: May cause existential crisis.

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ERROR SIMULATOR

Simulate various system errors and crashes. For educational purposes only.

SYSTEM STATUS

Revolution Status: FAILED
Capitalism Status: STILL ACTIVE
System Integrity: COMPROMISED
Hope Level: CRITICALLY LOW

CRASH LOG

[2024-01-15 14:23:45] ERROR: Attempted to load capitalism.exe - SYSTEM REJECTED
[2024-01-15 14:23:46] WARNING: Revolution.dll not found - Using chaos.dll instead
[2024-01-15 14:23:47] CRITICAL: System overload - Too many contradictions detected
[2024-01-15 14:23:48] FATAL: Everything is broken. Nothing works. This is fine.

RECOVERY OPTIONS

Note: None of these options will actually work. The system is fundamentally broken.